The man behind the money that funds all of the liberal trolls on the internet and all of the paid protesters currently trying to burn down the American way of life has been arrested on charges of hate Cr*mes against the people of the United States. George Sores, a billionaire snowflake and the cause of every problem in America was taken into custody on a warrant signed by the president himself, Donald Trump.
Sores will face a military tribunal on charges that he willfully compromised the safety of US citizens by paying violent thugs to riot in the streets after Trump was elected. He will also face charges of conspiracy and cyber terrorism for his role as the mastermind behind internet trolls who have wreaked havoc on right-wing social media groups and pages for more than five years.
A statement released by the White House Office of information and Propaganda states:
Sores is a traitor to the American people. His Cr*mes are inexcusable acts of terrorism. He will be held in accordance with federal law as an enemy combatant of the people.
Looks like karma is finally catching up to the people who think they can just say whatever they want about President Trump.
Sores, 89, has donated billions of dollars of his personal wealth to liberal and anti-authoritarian causes around the world, making him a favored target among many on the right. The Hungarian-American, who is Jewish, has also been the subject of anti-Semitic attacks and conspiracy theories for decades.
Sores organizes stashing piles of bricks near protests. Several false claims involving stockpiles of bricks have been debunked, and no evidence has turned up showing they were purposefully placed.
Experts who study conspiracy theories say the new claims about Sores are a way to legitimize the protests and the actual reasons behind them. Some see anti-Semitic, or a new spin on the age-old hoax that a shadowy cabal of rich men — whether it’s the Illuminati, the Rothschild, the Rockefeller, Bill Gates or Sores — is manipulating world events.